10 Ways to Get Out of a Bad Date

1. Hide in the ladies' room
2. Chew some garlic, then breathe in his face
3. Gross him out -- floss your teeth using angel hair pasta
4. Tell him you have to leave early -- you're performing brain surgery in the morning
5. Ask a friend to him this crank SMS: "I see you're out with Psycho Girl..."
6. Say "My role model is Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction"
7. Tell him your house is on fire.
8. Feign a heart attack/diarrhoea/amnesia
9. Make a French exit through the back door
10. Ask him if he's into transsexuals, then give him a wink.