Hung Like a Horse

I would like to bust a myth now. The size of a guy's....appendage does not have a strong correlation to how good he is in bed. What matters more is whether the guy's a selfish lover or not -- how much he cares about his partner's enjoyment and welfare. Experience also does matter, although if a guy is humble enough to admit he is inexperienced, it is more forgiveable than if he bluffs and falls short in delivery.

The jury's still out on whether a small...appendage really is a problem but I can say with certainty that a big one (as opposed to the "average") is definitely overrated, especially considering how the inside nether regions can still hurt like hell even till the next day. Ugh.